Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)