Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!