Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

Which country do doctors hate?

any

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP