Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

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What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!