Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.