Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes