Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.