What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!