What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.