What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.