Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?