Hawaii Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

What does Jim Jones and Saitama have in common?

They both take out everyone with just one punch.

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!