Hawaii Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Show me your brews!"

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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A boyfriend.

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Pokemon

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

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How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar