What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!