Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.