Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.