Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao?

Pao Ming.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.