Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !