Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Chive Talkin'

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.