What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat