What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat