What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

Homeless Person Jokes More Homeless Person Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.