What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Homeless Person Jokes More Homeless Person Jokes

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!