What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.