How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!