Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.