Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.