Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and