Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y