Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*