What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.