What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.