Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Lair Jokes More Lair Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.