The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Close the door! I'm dressing!
Dress her up as a choir boy!
A Ghost Pepper.
Attire.
A metronome!
Lettuce alone without dressing.
He didn't want no scrubs
Because they can dress foreless.
They all dress like Dobby.
It saw the salad dressing
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Santa Claws
Chapped lips
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
As John Cena because you can't see them.
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Formaldehyde
A subturban!
A transition metal.
Lettuce alone, without dressing ...
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
The brides are already dressed in white.
metro gnomes
A Star-Spangled Banner.
Don't look. I'm dressing."
Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.
I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.
She was all dressed up with no place to go!
Because it's still dressing.
The Speaker of the House
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Because he saw the salad dressing
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
Because it saw the salad dressing
Over-dressed!
A-tyre
A tire.
Dresses up as an altar boy
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !
A tire
This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
A tyre (attire)
Clothes-minded.
Me: Ice cream
All dressed up, with no place to go.
DruPal
They could be stalking you!
Because they can't dress themselves.
A damson in this dress.
The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
The dress
A: They could get chapped lips!
A cross-dresser.
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
Dress them up as dead lions
Attire
Because they dress in lairs.
Android-gynous
Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.
Cross-dressing
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
I'll be Bach
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
a tire.
Queen Kong.
A transparent
Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*
A confashion.
The dress is white and gold
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
x-post from r/bicycling Attire
Smells like teen spirit.
If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.
Because they heard there were no jobs there.
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
He was taking a look around
A Tourist!
The expression on their faces when they got nailed.
Disabled.
Because the bicycle was two tired.
A parsnip.
The cannibus
Hell was full.
Lobster "
An inner tuber.
