Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome