A tyre (attire)
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"
A tire
Attire
They both ask for change and never get any.
Hobos
Attire.
It was two tired.
They both can't ride a bicycle!
Because its two tyred
because it is two-tyred.
A-tyre