A tyre (attire)
A book has papers.
The circus is a cunning array of stunts...
a tire.
A: They could get chapped lips!
Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
Attire
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Because it was two-tyred.
A tire.
Attire.
His tricycle will be parked outside.