Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.