Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

because it is two-tyred.