Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.