Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.