What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

North Pole Jokes More North Pole Jokes

Who Went to The North Pole?

He isn't doing so hot.

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.