What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.