What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

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