What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D