What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.