What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.