What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.