What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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List Jokes More List Jokes

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Tim Jokes More Tim Jokes

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

How are you today?

Me: Tim.