Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas