Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

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Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!