Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.