Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb