Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!