Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites