She thought the apple was poisoned.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
It was I, **RIO**!!!
Cancer stole our jobs!"
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
Because New Jersey drivers are terrible
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.