Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

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What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.