Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.