How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates