How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

Facial Expression Jokes More Facial Expression Jokes

Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny