How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny