How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.