Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk