Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.