What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

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What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.