What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Blackout Jokes More Blackout Jokes

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.