What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.