Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?