Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !