Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.