Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"