What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.