What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.