When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!