When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

he was totally drinking it before it was cool.

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice