When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice