Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."