Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh