Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.