What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim