What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."