What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."