What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos