Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha