How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.