Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

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What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.