Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.