Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!