How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.